Discussions with Mom

As a kinky pervert, I have to say that certain conversations with vanilla people tend to have some double meaning for me.

For instance: The other day I was talking to my mom on the phone about being pregnant, and she told me that I should be sure and take the next few months as an opportunity to toughen up my nipples.

Heh!

I had to resist the urge to tell her I've delegated that task to Mr. Spouse, but she continued on and on about how I needed to twist and pull on my nipples, and squeeze then between my fingers so that when the baby is born I can nurse without screaming.

I can't get the thought of my mom twisting her nipples out of my head now. It makes me shudder!